“Was not their mistake once more bred of the life of slavery that they had been living?—a life which was always looking upon everything, except mankind, animate and inanimate—‘nature,’ as people used to call it—as one thing, and mankind as another, it was natural to people thinking in this way, that they should try to make ‘nature’ their slave, since they thought ‘nature’ was something outside them” — William Morris

Monday, January 27, 2014

Great Strides in the Yogurt Department

America, you have made such great strides in the yogurt department this last year.

For instance, Chobani, your lime yogurt is really quite extraordinary. As is your passion fruit.

Are you now ready finally to take the leap towards the ultimate?

Yes that's right I'm talking about hazelnut yogurt. Preferably with pieces of hazelnut.

You have legalized marijuana in Colorado and allowed most Americans to get reasonably good healthcare.

Give them some hazelnut yogurt in your newfound wisdom.

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