America, you have made such great strides in the yogurt department this last year.
For instance, Chobani, your lime yogurt is really quite extraordinary. As is your passion fruit.
Are you now ready finally to take the leap towards the ultimate?
Yes that's right I'm talking about hazelnut yogurt. Preferably with pieces of hazelnut.
You have legalized marijuana in Colorado and allowed most Americans to get reasonably good healthcare.
Give them some hazelnut yogurt in your newfound wisdom.