Rare Forms

The Challenger space shuttle, according to Jon McKenzie's piece at The Nonhuman Turn, became obsessed with some lines from Nietzsche.

Health is a rare form of sickness. 

From which it hypothesized:

Reality is a rare form of disaster.

I continue:

Life is  a rare form of death. 
Beauty is a rare form of kitsch. 
The Mona Lisa is a rare form of Michael's Christmas ornament. 
Art is a rare form of carpentry. 
Tragedy is a rare form of comedy. 
Da-sein is a rare form of objects. 
Language is a rare form of painting. 
Derrida is a rare form of OOO.