“Was not their mistake once more bred of the life of slavery that they had been living?—a life which was always looking upon everything, except mankind, animate and inanimate—‘nature,’ as people used to call it—as one thing, and mankind as another, it was natural to people thinking in this way, that they should try to make ‘nature’ their slave, since they thought ‘nature’ was something outside them” — William Morris


Monday, February 24, 2014

Who Will Read the Hyperobjects Audiobook?

The anarchist mayor of Reykjavik has requested an audiobook of Hyperobjects. But who will read it?

Let me know your preferences by commenting on this post.

The choices so far are:

Darth Vader
Galadriel
Agent Smith
Gru
Lady Mary Josephine Crawley
Stella (Over the Hedge)

PS: This is really happening. Except for some of it.


13 comments:

cgerrish said...

Either Emma Thompson or Stephen Fry.

Art said...

Siri? Nancy Cartwright in the voice of Bart Simpson? Stephen Colbert?

Anonymous said...

Patrick Bateman

Rainbow Garden Hag said...

Lady Mary

Rainbow Garden Hag said...

Lady Mary!

Unknown said...

a shôjo voice actor...

Steve said...

Will Lyman, the voiceover actor from PBS's Frontline and "the most credible voice in the world".

http://ask.metafilter.com/128124/The-most-credible-voice-in-the-world

Steve said...

Will Lyman, the voiceover actor from PBS's Frontline and "the most credible voice in the world".

http://ask.metafilter.com/128124/The-most-credible-voice-in-the-world

Steve said...

Will Lyman, the voiceover actor from PBS's Frontline and "the most credible voice in the world".

http://ask.metafilter.com/128124/The-most-credible-voice-in-the-world

Anonymous said...

Galadriel, when possessed by the ring's power.

D3S!GNHUT said...

the female vocalist from wolves in the throne room

D3S!GNHUT said...

Attila Csihar

Andrew Welch said...

50 Cent or maybe David Cameron.