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Monday, February 24, 2014

Who Will Read the Hyperobjects Audiobook?

The anarchist mayor of Reykjavik has requested an audiobook of Hyperobjects. But who will read it?

Let me know your preferences by commenting on this post.

The choices so far are:

Darth Vader
Galadriel
Agent Smith
Gru
Lady Mary Josephine Crawley
Stella (Over the Hedge)

PS: This is really happening. Except for some of it.


13 comments:

cgerrish said...

Either Emma Thompson or Stephen Fry.

Art said...

Siri? Nancy Cartwright in the voice of Bart Simpson? Stephen Colbert?

hochstepunkt said...

Patrick Bateman

Alexis Larsson said...

Lady Mary

Alexis Larsson said...

Lady Mary!

Frenchy Lunning said...

a shôjo voice actor...

Steve said...

Will Lyman, the voiceover actor from PBS's Frontline and "the most credible voice in the world".

http://ask.metafilter.com/128124/The-most-credible-voice-in-the-world

Steve said...

Will Lyman, the voiceover actor from PBS's Frontline and "the most credible voice in the world".

http://ask.metafilter.com/128124/The-most-credible-voice-in-the-world

Steve said...

Will Lyman, the voiceover actor from PBS's Frontline and "the most credible voice in the world".

http://ask.metafilter.com/128124/The-most-credible-voice-in-the-world

deae1240-9eba-11e3-8f13-000bcdcb8a73 said...

Galadriel, when possessed by the ring's power.

Mark Pearsall said...

the female vocalist from wolves in the throne room

Mark Pearsall said...

Attila Csihar

Andrew Welch said...

50 Cent or maybe David Cameron.