From the Hysterical Puffington Post's list of 6 signs "your relationship is doomed!" (!)
"4. Dating a Person Who Keeps Your Relationship a Secret on Social Media
Does the person you're dating avoid posting photos of the two of you together? Is that person otherwise active on social media? If yes, have you two discussed this? New couples who are excited about a future together usually want to share their happiness with friends and family. If that's not happening in your situation, you should certainly ask why?"
Unless you put your tendrils in this ultraviolet light, you are evil.