Hey, tech bros:
Make sure to carry plenty of cash. That is, if the cash machine will still let you get any out.
You go to the gas station, but you can't fill up because the automated system in the station tells the manager you're not MAGA enough. So you have to bribe him, let's say double the cost of the gas you need.
You want to go to that AI conference in Singapore, but the conveyor is pissed because you didn't bribe *him enough last time, so he reckons, but you don't find out until you get to the airport and you're on a no fly list. So you have to bribe DHS a LOT, and the people at the gate, and eventually the convenor of the conference. In fact you have to kiss his ass so bad you spend two more days in Singapore wining and dining him just to be able to get out of there.
And that's your weekend.
Oh, also get ready to boil all your tap water, and overcook all meats and vegetables.
Be sure to have a generator.
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