Here Is a Paragraph from My New Book, Hell on Earth. I Want You to Copy and Paste It to Every Available Online Surface, Now.

Fundamentalists already have incomprehensible revelations and Jeremiads. They don’t need page one with its global warming data dump trauma porn, and the editorial where Eeyore with a pounding hangover tells you that you’re an evil hypocrite because oil and animal products, or that the world is so much darker than your feeble mind could possibly comprehend. They’ve got all that already, a much better version actually, where Jesus loves them anyway. Why would they give that up? We’ve been doing this all wrong, how we talk to each other about the climate emergency.