The UK Political and Media Establishment Is Getting So Bunched It would Be Funny if it Wasn't Sad

Analyze the following sentence:

“If you are voting for the first time in an election, or for the first time in a while, you must be a fake voter.”

Now imagine how it would sound if a US candidate for President claimed that fake voters were signing up in droves just to vote for...Obama.

(And of course, this is what did happen.)