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Monday, November 7, 2011

The Weak Forkthropic Principle

Forks exist. Thus the universe is finely tuned to produce forks.

Likewise there is a weak dolphinthropic principle, a weak child abuse-thropic principle, and a weak Popethropic principle.



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  1. In the library of Babel, Pod Epsilon 37J, floor 82, gallery 9, self 4, six inches from the left, you'll find a treatise on Weak Forkthropathy by Mickey J. Mouse that anticipates this discovery, Tim. The fork is described as having five tines on even numbered days and four on odd numbered days. And it is asserted that weak forthopaty is especially weak on prime number days. The days are counted from the beginning of the year, which is said to be 6712 days long. On the whole, it would seem that this weak forkthopathy thing probably resides in an alternative universe.

    But you never know, do you?

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