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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Vegan Update: My Screaming Inner Chimp


Yes, most people have an inner child, but I seem to have a screaming inner chimp. This chimp is hungry for flesh. I'm fantasizing about it. It's not exactly the meat itself that I'm fantasizing about, but me, with bloody fangs, having-chewed some meat. It's odd to say the least.

I have no craving for cheese, strangely. I feel as if I've eaten all the cheese a man needs to eat in this life. (I really have eaten almost every cheese on the planet at this point, and in great abundance.)

But I have this image of blood dripping from my canines. Just sayin'....

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