1) Whoops, I'm lactose intolerant. I tested a cup of tea with milk just now, and the pain was almost immediate.
2) My body likes being slightly smaller. I now race my son without trouble.
3) Oh my god I am a vegan! The thirty year old ms is mocking me.
Having been vegan for a while, I've found that my body's reaction to milk and other animal products is often a better guide to their presence than food labels. And as my wife likes to joke, if we were supposed to drink cows' milk, we'd have four stomachs!
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